Texts from Jane Eyre by Mallory Ortberg

Author:Mallory Ortberg
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Henry Holt and Co.
Published: 2014-10-06T16:00:00+00:00

oh my god that’s so much love

i knooooow

do you want to make out right now

god no

i want to wait until you’re dead

and then rip up the earth over your grave

and crawl inside

Little Women

MEG

MEG

MEG WHAT’S ALL THIS

WHAT’S ALL THIS I’M HEARING ABOUT YOUR GETTING MARRIED

tell me it’s a wretched lie

Jo I don’t know how many more times we have to have this

conversation

I’ll have it a THOUSAND TIMES if I must

but yes

I am still marrying John tomorrow

OH GREAT TRIPLE-HORNED GOD

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